Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Lizard brain

You know what is amazing? When your lizard brain wont let you sleep because what if you are about to be attacked by werewolves, then what? Or chickens. A chicken attack could happen at any time. Or a werechicken. You need to be on your toes, ready to run or arm yourself with cuticle scissors and defend yourself.
Basically you never know so for god sake do NOT go to sleep.
FML

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